Kraken’s Bite Face Mask


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Surprise friends and family by showing them what that mouth really do. It even comes in totally intentional retro pixels style cause bruce sure can save high resolution photos of his BRANDED MERCHANDISE very well!!!

Protect yourself and your loved ones in style with custom face masks that are not just a sanitary necessity, but also are a unique fashion accessory. Our face masks provide a physical barrier around the face. They are, however, not medical-grade and not meant for medical use. Great for everyday use for overall protection. (JK THIS MASK IS PROVEN AND VOUCHED FOR BY GOD TO PREVENT SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS FROM ENTERING THROUGH THE NOSTRILS)

.: 100% Polyester exterior
.: 100% Cotton interior
.: One size (Sorry no fat chicks, the police will be called, maybe it can stop additional food from entering your face but other than that you are not allowed to wear it big soz on that one. It’s called kraken’s bite not whale’s bite)
.: Black outer edge and earloops

.: Made from real extinct kraken leather all that other stuff is a LIE to keep the CIA from RAIDING our Kraken Kourt Merchandise Warehouse WHERE WE KEEP HIGHLY EXOTIC AND TOTALLY ILLEGAL ANIMALS AND FEED THEM TWICE THE REGULAR AMOUNT OF GLUTEN PRODUCTS

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